I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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