I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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