What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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