your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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