Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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