She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
