Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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