All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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