so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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