loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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