She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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