it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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