Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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