Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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