Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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