i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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