so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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