dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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