Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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