Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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