The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
being pregnant is like rehab
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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