she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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