He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
