I am puke
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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