3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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