I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
