At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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