Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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