Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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