I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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