i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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