I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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