cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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