He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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