We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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