Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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