i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I had to cum in my sink.
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