Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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