The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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