I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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