There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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