Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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