You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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