? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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