you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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