It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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