Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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