so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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