What a fucking waste of an outfit
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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