Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
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I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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