You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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