Kiss
Puke
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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