Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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