new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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