is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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