Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so let's talk penis.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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