I want to stick my p in your. b.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
this boner is exhausting
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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